woah...i just had the weirdest
dream ever! it involved tom cruise and katie holmes and katie
page and woah...so katie and i were at the U2 concert waiting in line
and they were like a special guest has come to the concert, blah blah
introduction, blah blah top gun, risky business, etc, and they came out
on a motorcycle and then walked down the ramp...it was very
wrestling-ish...anyway he was stopping at ppl and saying hi, he stops
at me, takes my hand and does a knuckle tap...it was weird. ok
then all these people were touching my hand...anyway i apparently
missed the point when they were going to roll through fire, and katie
and i were standing there talking, and then came through, plowed her
over, and then they burst into flames. when the paramedics
arrived, the fire was out but there were 3rd degree burns, etc...and i
was trying to help katie up and the paramedics were there, luckily she
wasnt hurt bc she rolled onto a mat they were using...so then I was
over sitting down while the paramedics were checking her over and this
guy came over and we were talking and i was like great, isn't this
ironic, so let me guess, you came over here to tell me you are tom and
katie's lawyer, right? he's like yep but they aren't sueing, they
just want a public apology, and i said for what, so anyway, i went and
apoligized, all the meanwhile, U2 heard about this little fiasco and
came out to make sure their fans were ok...they saw katie at the
paramedics...they all rushed over freaking out, started talking to her,
she looked like she was going to pass out, it was funny...anyway they
were like come back stage, we'll get you alcohol and tshirts and ice
and a guitar, etc etc, so shes like ok- no wait i need to get cristie
first. they were like ok. and what was i doing? oh
yeah thats right tom cruise decided to make out with me on his
bus! dammit tom! i was like ya know you are engaged you ass
and so i went backstage with katie and we got to go on stage at the
palace and it was fricken awesome!!!
dont know what that means but it was kinda weird and surreal and funny!
off to work and the interview...wish me luck!
August 26 2005, 12:56:29 UTC 6 years ago
August 26 2005, 15:30:05 UTC 6 years ago